What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
13.06.2025 08:12
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Common blood pressure drug slows aging and boosts lifespan, even in older animals - Earth.com
No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Feeling antsy in your legs at bedtime? This condition may be to blame - CNN
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Just Forget it!
What is the dirtiest city in India?
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
What is the one thing you don't understand that others do?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
What is the reason behind some people wearing trunks instead of speedos when swimming in pools?
Next, they tried...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
RFK Jr.’s new chronic disease agency faces a roadblock: Congress - statnews.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
'Really excited about this group': 5 takeaways from Seahawks minicamp - The Seattle Times
share office space ...
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the 10 things you regret doing in your life?
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?